WHY YORUBA MEN ARE THE REAL PROBLEM OF NIGERIA (PART TWO).

Yoruba Men Have Been Losing Ever Since Fela Died - Obafemi Awolowo. 1990. 

Original Story --> Ese Walters

Madam Ese Walters makes several claims in her expose which we will examine. 

1. While there, he sat on a reclining chair and asked me to come sit on his laps. This was a bit awkward for me and I froze for a moment as I asked why. He said he had told me to feel free with him and loosen up. I found myself strolling to sit on his laps. At that moment, I felt like a little girl who was experiencing something her mind couldn’t fathom. He asked me to kiss him and all I could think about was seeing him preach on the pulpit back in COZA Abuja, Nigeria, which was my home church. He again said ‘feel free Ese.’ And asked again, that I kiss him. A few hours later, let’s just say, we were rolling under the sheets. It felt as though my mind had paused. I am not saying I was jazzed, (although it’s possible I was in some trancelike state and didn’t know it but I just was so afraid that I couldn’t say or think otherwise.) That was the beginning of this affair. A sexual affair that went on for a little over a week, DAILY!

LOL why are you sitting on a grown man's laps? The guy na Santa Claus? Talking about I froze, no be only froze.  So she had sex with homie for a week, daily. And her conscience went on a vacation for said week?  But Pastor said 'Feel Free Ese'. Lmao these yoruba niggaz bruh, 'Feel Free To suck this dick tho'. 

2.  I can hear somebody’s mind thinking, ‘well, you weren’t raped.” And I remember a pastor I opened up to when I couldn’t take all the mind games asking if I seduced him. No, I didn’t seduce him and no, I wasn’t raped but I felt trapped in this affair. Come to think of it, how could I have seduced him when I wanted nothing from him? I mean, I was too busy minding my business in London trying to get through with my masters program and I was overly comfortable. And even if I wanted to seduce anyone, it wouldn’t be a married man, not to mention a married pastor. What I couldn’t reconcile the whole time, was how the same person who preached against the very things we were doing (i.e drinking in pubs, fornicating, committing adultery) was the same person endorsing and encouraging it.

She said she felt trapped in the affair? What kind of trap is it where the man lets you leave the hotel and come back for a week straight? Trapped ko, trapped in the closet ni. 
I mean lets not be to harsh on Miss Ese, after all the bible does say 'All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God'. Bible didn't say nothing about a 'week short' tho. But who am i to judge these things? Not like I belong to a Pastoral Care Unit or anything. 



3. At some point, I got really confused about what Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo and I were doing that I had to ask how he handles it. I will never forget what he said to me. He said and I quote, “I will teach you a level of grace that you don’t understand.” My mind couldn’t fathom that somehow grace was enough covering for not just fornication on my path, adultery on his path and the many lies that was bound to follow what we were doing that was clearly abominable. 



Some of you may be rolling your eyes at 'I will teach you a level of grace'. But it is important to examine the origins of said phrase. The first man to teach a woman a level of grace she could not understand was Abraham, the father of all nations. When Hagar said to him 'But Sir you have a wife?' Abraham replied 'Shh let me teach you a level of grace you don't understand'. The second man to teach a woman a level of grace was King David after Uriah's wife asked him 'But my Lord, I have a Husband". To which King David replied 'Sshh let me teach you a level of grace you don't understand'. As we can see, various men of God have indeed been able to teach various women a level of grace that they could not possibly understand. Pastor Biodun was just following in the footsteps of great men of God who came before him. 

In conclusion, Miss Ese Walters is still guilty of one offense.  Hoeism which is a disorder that makes certain women forget their virtue when it becomes an inconvenience and then when convenient, go back to said virtue. See the fact of the matter is at any point, Miss Ese had the power to walk out the door and never come back but she sat on Oga Pastor's laps, and they 'rolled in the sheets' for a week straight. DAILY!!! So what are we to conclude? 

#PastorDickHadMeLike Have you seen my morals? I must have misplaced them. 
#PastorDickHadMeLike Orgasm first. Jesus Second. 
#PastorDickHadMeLike Only God can Judge me
#PastorDickHadMeLike Fuck not my anointed
#PastorDickHadMeLike A lil orgasm never hurt nobody


This Life is Just a Pot Of Beans Bruh.