WHY THE NIGERIAN ANTHEM IS THE ULTIMATE 'YIMU'.

Lowkey Lowkey this Nigerian Anthem na the ultimate YIMU. The next time you sing the national anthem we want you to think about a few things. Lol the next time you sing the Nigerian anthem, add yimu to every line. You will laugh die. Ok lets try it. 

Arise O compatriots (Yimu).

Nigeria's call obey (Yimu)

Lool oya make una focus on the main article. 

For those of you who don't understand what "Yimu" means. 

Urban dictionary definition: It is a Nigerian (Yoruba Slang) : for a movement that pushes the nose up slightly showing scornful disagreement with what someone said or did.

Example: Ahmed gets to the club and sees a long line. And proceeds to walk to the front of the line as per baddest guy who ever liveth. 

Ahmed - Abeg make I skip this line. 

Bouncer - Say you be Jesus abi? 

Ahmed (With the Authority of Seven Gods in his voice) - Do you know who I am? 

Bouncer - *Yimu*

Now to the main gist of this post. Please enjoy. 

Arise, O compatriots, (Which compatriots? Where them dey? Who them be? Who be their papa? )

Nigeria's call obey - (Which dirty call? With which dirty phone network wey no dey get service? MTN? Glo? Etisalat? Hope dem no charge me credit for this stupid call?)

To serve our Fatherland -  (Fatherland ko, Motherland ni.)

With love and strength and faith -  (Which dirty love? Faith ke? Say wetin happen? I never dey faithful to my woman finish, na this country i wan come dey faithful to? Abeg stop rough play)

The labour of our heroes past -  (Which labour? Which heroes? Please which labour Nnamdi, Awolowo & Tafawa do for our country? No seriously, use style analyze am. Them shed blood for our independence? Abeg read better article for here)

Shall never be in vain, - (Ah this one then enter vain tey tey. Even before independence the thing enter serious vain. )

To serve with heart and might

One nation bound in freedom, peace and unity. - (Freedom we no get, Peace we no get, Unity we no get. Wetin we come get? Goodluck & Patience na wetin we get.)

stanza 2: O God of creation (Oga at the Top)

Direct our noble cause (Wetin be our cause? Where e come take be noble? This one na serious of Call of Duty Agbero Ops)

Guide our leaders right ( Abeg papa, guide our leaders left. Because if na right u done dey guide them since independence, you done miss road. Guy make U-turn start to dey go the other direction abeg. No vex, be like say your GPS no dey work properly).

Help our youth the truth to know (Which dirty youth? The ones wey dey for house dey chill for this ASUU strike? Which kind truth them wan know wey dem no fit see with their eyes already?)

"In love and honesty to grow 

And living just and true

Great lofty heights attain

To build a nation where peace

And justice shall reign.” (For this last tori, refer to the picture below abeg.)