The key to happiness is to eliminate all Yoruba women from your life - Wole Soyinka. 1992.
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So Aunty Akindele makes several claims in this testimony of hers that we need to address.
1." It was not until January 2011 that God began to speak to me so clearly. At the start of January, I awoke at 3am to a bright light shining in my bedroom. There, standing by my wardrobe was a very tall angel dressed in sparkling white robes.
I was so happy. I had no clue when Dayo’s salvation would take place or when our wedding would be but I trusted in the Lord and even bought my wedding dress and started making wedding plans.
After this, for the next two years, every night at 3am, I would be awoken by the Holy Spirit and be taken to Heaven where I would spend time with the Lord and He would tell me various things about what would happen in my life in the future, as well as about the relationship that he had planned for Dayo and I.
One of the key things that Jesus told me during one of my visits was that He himself would bind Dayo and I together with cords of love that cannot be broken and that we will be joined together when we are made of the same material."
No be only sparkling white robes abeg shift. So instead of solving world hunger, Aids, natural disasters, God has been busy giving tour de france to yoruba women at 3am in heaven? See this is why young Nigerian men have to skype their women before they sleep and even after their women have gone to sleep, keep the skype video open and watch them as they sleep. Your woman tells you she's going to bed at 12am, unbeknownst to you she's sneaking out of the house at 3am to go to heaven. Why? You really can't trust these women b. You catch your fiancée wit an angel at 3am after she told you she was going to bed. You gotta let her know that's her new man now.
2. But God is so faithful. And He always has a plan. Just before my 25th birthday last year, an angel came to my bedside, bringing a loaf of bread for me to eat. The Holy spirit explained to me that the bread is the Word of the Lord and that dwelling on the Word will bring strength to my spirit.The word of the Lord is the bread that sustains us and that is exactly what kept me going through what was set to be like the lowest point during the two year period of waiting on the Lord for Dayo’s salvation. It was a couple of days after the angel had brought me the bread, that my father had informed me that Dayo had asked for my hand in marriage – and that he had objected to it."
Hmm which is easier to believe? That an angel would bring Aunty loaf of bread to eat? Or that Aunty Akindele would hallucinate about eating bread because of all the fasting and prayer she had done in regards to finding a husband. Try fasting and praying for a week, and tell me if you won't see Jesus dancing Skelewu with angels as well.
3. And thus began the start of something good. Until the night after our second date, when we were speaking on the phone and I asked him which church he attended. It was at this point that he went silent on the phone. He then said he had something to tell me, something that he had wanted to tell me face to face. I urged him to go on and that’s when he finally told me that he was a Muslim!
Slap in the face because she found out her future husband to be was Muslim? But to suggest that her husband could not find salvation because he was Muslim is all kinds of ignorant. But what do I know? I'm not the one going on dates with God at 3am so let me just shut up.
3. And thus began the start of something good. Until the night after our second date, when we were speaking on the phone and I asked him which church he attended. It was at this point that he went silent on the phone. He then said he had something to tell me, something that he had wanted to tell me face to face. I urged him to go on and that’s when he finally told me that he was a Muslim!
I honestly felt like I’d been slapped in the face by a mighty wave of shock and disbelief. Nevertheless, I simply informed him that we would just have to be friends and that as a believer in Christ, there would be no way that our relationship could go further towards the road of marriage.
Slap in the face because she found out her future husband to be was Muslim? But to suggest that her husband could not find salvation because he was Muslim is all kinds of ignorant. But what do I know? I'm not the one going on dates with God at 3am so let me just shut up.
In Conclusion:
Quote 1. : What we usually pray to God is not that His will be done, but that He approve ours"
Quote 2.: The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world.
Quote 3. : I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
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